James Knapp
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Recently, the Hard Times sat down, on a concrete staircase, with one of the most influential voices in the history…
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Patrick Coyne
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Model train enthusiast and man possibly on the brink of madness Jonathan Mackay is reportedly “sick and…
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The Hard Times Staff
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CHICAGO — A beloved crust punk belonging to the Donovan family died last night on a United Airlines flight from…
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Dan Kozuh
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Scientists and well-wishers gathered earlier this week to watch as a crust punk affectionately known as “Shiv”…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A mysterious pair of sunglasses discovered by local crust punk and drifter Rick “Zilch” Toombs allegedly allow…
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Brendan Krick
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LANCASTER, Pa. — Lt. Dale Sherman was reportedly “completely bummed” to be on surveillance detail last weekend at the annual…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Seminal crust punk band Leftöver Crack canceled their upcoming Midwestern tour today when drummer Donny Morris…
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Gary Doyle
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CHICAGO — Local man Mason Townsend is in stable condition this morning after being bit by an aggressive crust punk…
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Claire Brown
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FILLMORE, Minn. — Researchers confirmed today that crust punk James “Pyrofuck” Polinita is officially the first human completely immune to…
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Claire Brown
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FILLMORE, Minn. — Researchers confirmed today that crust punk James “Pyrofuck” Polinita is officially the first human completely immune to…
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