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Subscription Box Service Gives Gutter Punks New Box to Live In Every Month

Patrick Coyne • March 5, 2019

PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…

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Opinion: I Love Days N Daze, but I Wish They’d Find a New Couch to Crash On

Pete GK • February 24, 2019

I’m a huge Folk Punk fan and Days N Daze is one of my favorite bands. Their combination of frantic…

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Crust Punk Fills Uneven Beard With Patches

Robby Rubenstein • June 9, 2018

NEW YORK — Local crust punk Phil “Rat Face” Howland took creative measures last week to turn his uneven beard…

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Help! I Talked The Crust Punk Cult I Started Into Giving Me All Their Earthly Possessions and Now I Just Have Pile of Over-Sized Brown Backpacks And Three Dogs Named Darby

Dan Rice • May 15, 2018

I don’t understand how I got burned like this! I put everything I had into this cult so I could…

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Half-Pack of Cigarettes Found on Venue Floor Triples Crust Punk’s Net Worth

Mark Hassenfratz • April 11, 2018

DALLAS — Ricardo “the Scuzz” Garza tripled his net worth last night when he found a half of a pack…

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Crust Punk Squatting in Tree Accidentally Saves Park From Demolition

Claire Brown • March 27, 2018

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local crust punk Johnny “Eight Fingers” Arnold awoke late Saturday afternoon to discover he had accidentally…

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Crust Punk Candidate Vows to Decrease Jobs

Chuck Kowalski • February 27, 2018

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Crust-punk presidential candidate Leo “Swamp” Marsh revealed plans today to slash employment opportunities during an impassioned campaign…

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