The Hard Times Staff
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PROVIDENCE, R.I — Local crust punk Phil "Sponge" Baker is planning on participating in today's economic blackout by vowing to…
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Steve Packosky
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PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Eric Gorski reportedly entered the stage of his life in which he only listens to…
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Alec Walker
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local Crust Punk Jonas “Spleege” Johnson was recently released from county jail after explaining to authorities he…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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Doug Kolic
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HAMELIN, Germany — Local residents awoke to the horrifying sight of thousands of filthy rats being led back into the…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local crust punk Zachary Kaiser was seen asking patrons on the patio of Inkwell Cafe if they…
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Dom Turek
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local interior designer Sara “Slime” Gonzales gave Maggot House a much-needed makeover after convincing its residents to…
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PITTSBURGH — The parents of local punk Donny “Kebab” Babcock fitted their son with a special studded cone around his…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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NEW YORK – Local punk Chris Lanning was recently caught in the embarrassing act of cutting both an all-beef frank…
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Chris Bowen
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PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Connor Thompson openly rejects the use of normal paper coffee filters and instead uses a…
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