Patrick Coyne
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SHERMER, Ill. — A heavily scripted and complex romantic gesture made by local man Chase Stratford last week reportedly swept…
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GEORGETOWN, Del. — Local man Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking…
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Freelancer
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MINNEAPOLIS — Members of the Minneapolis Police Department disbanded yesterday to focus on their individual violent side projects, citing creative…
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Collin Canning
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Music journalism is an immersive endeavor. In order to keep up with what’s happening we at The Hard Times go…
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Johnathan Appel
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NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A fuzzy little punk roommate known only as “Banjo” twitched adorably in his sleep yesterday, presumably dreaming…
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Patrick Crooks
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Once in a while, a brilliant actor comes along that redefines the practice in ways that the ancient Greeks could…
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Jonah Nink
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Having an appreciation for Metallica's later work is like robbing a convenience store; most people look down on it, but…
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John Danek
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Oh, you’re a Wu-Tang Clan fan too? Huh. Then name all of the members. I’ll wait. Oh, ok. Nice. But…
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Anna Walsh
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This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…
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