So our show had zero people at it, and I mean zero. Even the bartenders left after they watched us smack our guitar cases against…
It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty big comedy fan (name a…
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Rent was due and I needed cash fast. What was I to do? Doordashing doesn’t get me much, neither does driving for a ride-share service.…
Hey guys, first off I have to thank you for your patience in waiting for this update. After I broke into Area 51 to find…
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People of this bank listen up, ’cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right now. We’re all facing a…