Laura Lewis
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RICHMOND, Va. — A small group of goths squatting at a local residence were mistaken for Victorian ghosts, confirmed police…
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James Knapp
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Attendees at a recent performance by goth band Choking Ghost were admitted at a discount provided they…
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Stephen Bell
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WACO, Texas. — Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps after…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Taylor Swift concertgoer Noah Nussbaum was torn into dozens of bloody chunks of meat by dark, shrieking shadows…
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Alec Walker
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour…
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James Webster
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KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local woman Kelly Atkins is frustrated with her current apartment, as the listing promised her access to…
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Nathan Kamal
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Traditional boring Thanksgiving dinners are fine for some families, who don't care about celebrating our nation's history with a little…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Nathan Kamal
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MILWAUKEE — Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis dramatically strode forward from the shadows after the word “California” was…
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James Knapp
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Hey there, little fellas. Remember me? Creaky Jed who lives in a stump by the abandoned post office? I’ve been…
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