Lana Schwartz
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ATLANTA — The combination of warmer temperatures and the accelerated vaccine rollout headed into Summer will lead to a sharp…
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Patrick Crooks
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DETROIT — Ted Nugent, bed-ridden from his recent COVID-19 diagnosis, called upon fellow Michigan far-right musician Kid Rock to discuss…
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Krissy Howard
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DOVER, Del. — A local townie and currently wasted-off-his-ass scallop is rambling on about the time his rubbery body was…
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Tony Morse
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MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Local law enforcement veteran Sergeant David Maddison drew praise from fellow officers for deftly concealing his identity…
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Josh Klasco
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UNITED STATES — Landlords across the United States approved plans today to raise rent by $1,400 this April, to the…
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Emma Jonas
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MORGANTOWN, W.V. — A new study conducted by researchers at West Virginia University found that toddler nose theft has dropped…
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Laura Merli
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that Americans who have been surgically attached to…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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John Danek
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SAN FRANCISCO — The Day by the Bay Music Festival very sweetly doubled down on announcing lineup reveals and VIP…
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Rachel Higgins
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BOSTON — Local woman Jenna Jenkins allegedly made uncomfortable small talk with herself yesterday while self-administering a haircut at home,…
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