Mark Roebuck
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…
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Tyler Dark
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CINCINNATI — Over 100 professionally trained clowns tested positive for COVID-19 last week after riding together in the same tiny…
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Krissy Howard
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MARION, Ill. — Local nurse Ginnie Strathmore assured her friend Katie Nguyen this morning that the hacked-up, DIY haircut she…
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Ted Pillow
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Our deepest, most sincere apologies to the family and friends of 1918 flu survivor Mortimer Pyle. We recently sat down…
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Ted Pillow
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NEW YORK — Legendary television producer Lorne Michaels conceded last week that it was a mistake to have the highly…
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John Dixon
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Laid-off sound engineer Logan Green is constantly adjusting the volume levels of his television in order…
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John Dixon
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Being locked down in my apartment for the past few months has given me time to reflect on life and…
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Kate Howard
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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…
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Stephen Bell
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MINNEAPOLIS — Popular retailer Target sternly pledged to its employees today that any Coronavirus they are exposed to at their…
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Sari Beliak
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MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Local woman Frankie Landis exceeded all her previous birthday expectations by somehow still managing to start a…
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