Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential frontrunner Joe Biden and his staffers were surprised by the results of a recent COVID-19…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Filming resumed on Jeopardy! this week, featuring a modified production that emphasizes social distancing, temporarily cutting the…
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Ted Pillow
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Life is meaningless, our world is in flames, and all hope is futile. But just because I’m dead on the…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…
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Tom Peters
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WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Disgruntled, maskless consumer Rod Shockley was seen outside a local supermarket yesterday asking customers complying with the…
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I’m tired of catching shit for not “doing my part” just because I do things differently. Now that the government…
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Courtney Baka
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Hey there! Why don't you pony up over here while I order up a round of cold ones and tell…
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Andrew Murphy
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urged Americans today to “Shut the fuck up for one goddamn…
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Krissy Howard
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BOISE, Idaho — Local bored woman Mona Trevino has quietly re-followed all of the messy, oversharing friends on Facebook she…
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