Steve Packosky
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It seems that it’s becoming more and more difficult for the middle class to get by these days. Steadily increasing…
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Stephen Bell
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TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…
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Lauren Lavín
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — A controversial report released by The Center for Technology today concluded that “probably like 90%” of…
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Patrick Crooks
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Wilco T-shirt mysteriously materialized last week in the closet of local man Steve Rosetti, the latest…
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DOVER, N.H. — A recently worn necktie was informed yesterday that it will remain knotted and in its owners closet…
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Liam Hart
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DETROIT — The closet of 41-year-old scene veteran Eddie Pierce is filled with hundreds of band t-shirts to pair with…
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Ashley Naftule
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local father Frank Redondo continues to live unknowingly under speculation and ridicule due to his unshakeable belief…
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The Hard Times Staff
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. -- Self-proclaimed gender equality ally Sean Donaghy successfully hid his expansive collection of Family Guy and Tosh.0 DVDs…
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The Hard Times Staff
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TAKOMA PARK, M.D. - Mikey Lewis, a political punk with a penchant for calling out people on Facebook, was excommunicated…
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