Jus Kaplan
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January 16, 2022
Chewing your fingernails is a disgusting habit and there’s no better time to kick your lingering vice than right now.…
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Michael Luis
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November 6, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local doctor Elvin Grant advised a hardscrabble down-on-his-luck police detective to exclusively take their medication aggressively and…
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Dom Turek
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October 22, 2021
LINCOLN, Neb. — A local woman was seen performing life-sustaining measures on her Marlboro Menthol cigarette after finding it barely…
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Dom Turek
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October 22, 2021
LINCOLN, Neb. — A local woman was seen performing life-sustaining measures on her Marlboro Menthol cigarette after finding it barely…
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James Knapp
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October 21, 2021
SPOKANE, Wash. — Office punk Kory Strawser recently formed a tepid peace with the security guard at her day job…
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Emma Jonas
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March 7, 2021
DENVER — Local beagle Danzig used what may be the first words uttered by a canine last week, allegedly to…
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Julia Zhen
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March 5, 2021
These days, most people don’t care to know anything about the brands they wear. E-girls love wearing Thrasher despite never…
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Kate Howard
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February 20, 2021
CHAUNCEY, Ohio — 11-year-old Boy Scout Albie Tamari is reportedly just one cigarette away from earning the highly esteemed Nicotine…
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Sophie Len
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January 10, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Local punk Zoey Thomas is absolutely outraged today after stranger, Daniel Morgan, accepted her $1 in exchange…
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E.M. Caris
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August 28, 2020
When I was an impressionable youth, I was corrupted by cigarettes. At the tender age of 16, smoking ads were…
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