Violet Cowdin
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Weeknights are busy. You come home after a long and hellish day of being told what to do by people…
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Mike Maher
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WASHINGTON — America’s longstanding symbol of freedom, the bald eagle, was replaced by the Costco rotisserie chicken as the official…
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Matt McInerney
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A…
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Tom Peters
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AMHERST, Mass. — Local vegan recording engineer Tyson McNally came under fire from the audio community for covering his home…
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Patrick Coyne
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SALISBURY, Md. — Jim Perdue, the reclusive and quirky chairman of Perdue Farms, hid five golden tickets to tour his…
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Patrick Crooks
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PHILADELPHIA — Local birdwatcher and ornithology enthusiast Sam Greer watched approximately half of the classic 1970s John Waters film “Pink…
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Ben Friedman
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LONDON — The Cure founder and noted prankster Robert Smith left another flaming bag of fried chicken on Morrissey’s doorstep…
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Stephen Bell
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As a health-conscious individual, taking care of my body is important to me. I am the head priest of the…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…
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