Steve Packosky
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local man Bryce Carrick found himself humiliated after running out of Dude Wipes and being forced to…
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Matt Husser
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep…
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Chris Bowen
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WASHINGTON — The world-renowned Smithsonian Institute announced the giant rear-end props used by Sir Mix-a-Lot in the famous “Baby Got…
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James Knapp
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What the hell happened to literature in this country? When Kerouac wrote “On the Road” in one three-week-long amphetamine binge,…
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Bobby Korec
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 22-year-old religious conservative Blake Howard revealed to a group of friends that he believed life began…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — An ominous and plentiful crest of white smoke poured out of podcaster and “Jackass” star Steve-O’s thoroughly…
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Patrick Coyne
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NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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Ted Pillow
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Everyone knows about Christopher Walken’s enthralling “Pulp Fiction” monologue. But that’s not the only time this eccentric thespian has played…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EDMONTON — BioWare has announced a compromise for Mass Effect fans upset about the removal of various butt shots in…
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Owen Crowlie
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EDMONTON — Following negative responses to their initial statement, a Bioware press release has revealed their new decision to imprint…
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