People always told me to dance like no one was watching. To sing like nobody’s listening. But it turns out those people were assholes because…
We Sat Down at the Cool Kids Table and Were Savagely Ridiculed
Kids these days, what’s up with them? Seriously, we have no idea what the hell is going on with Gen Alpha and they are terrifying,…
How To Express Concern About Bullying on Social Media Without Sounding Like a Virgin Nerd Loser
It’s important to approach online bullying and harassment over social media with a mind like your mom’s legs — open. Verbal abuse on the Internet…
The road of life is full of ups and downs, peaks and valleys, and other geographical metaphors. When times are tough, it’s imperative that we…
When Stephanie McKinley called me an ugly big-nosed freak in 9th grade, I knew I was destined for great things. Who knows where I would…
Heartwarming: Woman Receives Apology Email From Childhood Friend She Didn’t Know Was Bullying Her
Who says friendship can’t last forever? 32-year-old Linda Carson hadn’t heard from her childhood friend, Anne Hills, in over 20 years when she received an…
You’ve Been Peeling Bananas Wrong Your WHOLE LIFE! You PIECE OF SHIT! You SUBHUMAN MOUTHBREATHER! I Hope You FUCKING DIE!
This one simple trick will change your life! Because whether you know it or not, you’ve been peeling bananas wrong your whole life. Yes, you.…
Any celebrity can tweet against bullying in our school, but it takes a real class act to actually stand up and do something about it.…
The past decade has not been kind to the pickup artist community. Ever since PUAs entered the mainstream, the media has described our methods as…
Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”
WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement at a press briefing today…
We Interviewed the Girl From High School That Fucked a Dog and Turns out That Was Just a Mean Rumor
Yo. You’ll never guess who we got a chance to sit down with. Remember that girl, from high school, Kayla Green? YUP! The one that…
Congress Has Rare Moment of Bipartisanship to Make Fun of Intern’s Band
WASHINGTON — Congressional members from both sides of the aisle put aside partisan differences last week, coming together to ruthlessly mock the band of Rep.…
Man Who Admitted to Kinda Liking One Nickelback Song 15 Years Ago Still Nicknamed “Nickelback”
CINCINNATI — Advertising account rep Danny Quintana has been forever saddled with the nickname “Nickelback” after admitting to coworkers 15 years ago that he sort…
Steampunk Beaten Up By Steamjock
LONDON — Local steampunk Alexi Franklin was assaulted yesterday by fellow Pincham High classmate and noted steamjock Victor Gryphon, multiple witnesses confirmed. “He kept calling…
We Need Cyberbullying, Otherwise Our Kids Won’t Know How To Defend Themselves in the Comments Section of the Real World
Now that many schools have gone virtual, we need to address cyberbullying. Specifically, how necessary it is. Sure, in the past cyberbullying may have gotten…