Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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James Knapp
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SCRANTON, Penn. — Toby Louvern, lead vocalist in doom-pop band Expired Sex, was stricken with the deepest existential terror of…
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Freelancer
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…
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Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — Local boyfriend who’s changed, he swears, Britt Keller promised on again-off again girlfriend Carolyn Mueller that he will…
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Josh Klasco
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local psychedelic doo-wop band Francis and the Francy Boys are preparing to play the “only a few…
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Dan Rice
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Breaking up with someone is always difficult, but at least when you’re ending a romantic relationship there is a template…
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Nathan Kamal
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Convenience food gets a bad rap, but things have come a long way since a stringy Salisbury steak in a…
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Josh Klasco
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You spent four years in the most exhilarating relationship of your life. For the first time, you felt lovable. You…
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James Knapp
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PITTSBURGH — Local woman Stephanie Commita’s relationship of seven years is reportedly “teetering on the brink of complete collapse” following…
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