SEATTLE — Competitive barista Boris Demman was rushed to the emergency room yesterday when a carafe of fresh pourover was dumped over his head in…
Black Metal Coffee Shop Introduces Rotting Pumpkin Latte
LOS ANGELES — Black metal-themed coffee shop Welkin Thirst unveiled their newest drink today: a spiced latte, containing zested pieces of a rotting pumpkin, black-clad…
Barista Unaware Frequent Customer Has Three Albums Worth of Pop-Punk Songs About Her
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Busy Bean Café barista Zeynab Polykarpos is reportedly unaware that pop-punk frontman and frequent customer Johnny Saunders has penned more than…
LOS ANGELES — Local writer/director/producer/aspiring barista Judd Apatow has been turned down time and again for entry level positions at every coffee shop in town,…
Brooklyn Artist Works Primarily with Steamed Milk
NEW YORK — Local artist Jamie Leroy is “making waves” in Brooklyn’s tight knit art community with her original, lactose foam-on-coffee visuals adorning customer’s lattes,…
ITHACA, N.Y. — Local mother Tracy Campbell admitted earlier today to her growing concerns about her tattoo-less daughter’s ability to be a barista in today’s…
Barista’s Seasonal Depression Reflected in Latte Art
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A subtle change in barista Jason Rodriguez’s latte art since the Fall equinox is causing growing concern amongst patrons of Marble Coffee…
Man with G Clef Tattoo Must Be a Musician or Something
BROOKLYN — The new, fresh-faced barista with the prominent G-clef on his forearm at the Pure Grind Coffee Roaster in Bushwick allegedly “must be some…
Coffee Snob Also Snobby About Everything Else
SEATTLE – Sitting with his arms folded in a leather easy chair in the sunlit southwest corner of Gaslamp Coffee in the Capitol Hill district…