BOSTON – The guy at the end of the bar wearing a gold necklace and brand-new, white Oakley sunglasses, who just ordered a third vodka-Monster,…
PHILADELPHIA — A recent appraisal of soon-to-be-closed bar and venue Jasmine’s Lounge attributed nearly all of the dilapidated building’s value to the collection of stickers…
Band Cashes in 10,000 Drink Tickets for Super Sweet Mountain Bike
By Ashley Naftule
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — After a decade of constant touring, indie rock trio Thanks for the Manatees finally cashed in the 10,000 drink tickets they collected…
Man With Half the Facts in Heated Debate with Man with Zero Facts
By Steven Kowalski
SAN DIEGO – Multiple witnesses report Joseph Lewis, a man armed with only half the facts, engaged in a passioned debate last night about “where…
Local Man Insists Scene Died When He Stopped Going to Shows
By The Hard Times Staff
CANOGA PARK, Calif. – Recently-retired member of the punk community David Gorman insists the local scene died at the exact same time he stopped going to…




