Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…
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Jake Menez
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NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…
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Jonah Nink
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Uh-oh! Part-time U2 frontman and full-time mischievous goblin-creature Bono has kidnapped my firstborn son! The only way to get him…
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John Danek
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Punk lifers Jessica Greene and Mark Wallace set a new standard for punk baby names when they…
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ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated…
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LOS ANGELES — The 1981 kidnapping of a young woman by the KKK is being reexamined by the LAPD following…
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Jon Ruggiero
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HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…
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Kevin Flynn
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KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…
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Zach Russell
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HOUSTON — Veteran obstetrician Brian Lein spent upwards of 10 minutes yesterday indifferently tugging on a patient’s newborn in an…
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The Hard Times Staff
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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign is reeling today after the Democratic contender reportedly kissed a baby…
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