Matt McInerney
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A hot new startup company just launched a revolutionary weather app for aging punks that lets…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Wynn Hall updated their resume yesterday evening to include “selling plasma” following a long history…
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Tony Morse
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PHILADELPHIA — Determined woman and job applicant Patricia O’Malley is creatively pursuing work that she’s technically overqualified to do by…
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Andy Holt
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…
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Ben Doyle
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — Mobile technology programmers laid out plans yesterday to incorporate a feature into every app that would…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local white student Tiffany Copeland took part in an ancient rite of passage today, effectively transforming into…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — A paper wristband used to denote patrons of legal drinking age was applied in an appallingly lackluster fashion…
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