Tim Graham
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KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local tattooist Eddie Greer’s proud tale of drunken excess bears a close resemblance to his friend’s worst…
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Sarah Cortina
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MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedly found his DUI from two beers kind of embarrassing, confirmed sources who…
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Ryan Darrah
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CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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SIMSBURY, Conn. — Local straight edge high schoolers recently stated that their commitment to living a drug- and alcohol-free lifestyle…
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S.L. Neechski
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There is a lot going on in the world right now, but there is one issue that I think people…
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James Knapp
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MANITOWOC, Wis. — Brooding songwriter Evan Stone's dark, deep, and lonely creative process was seen mostly as an excuse to…
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Shane Pauker
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Concertgoer Seth Mosley had no choice but to chew off his own foot after it got stuck…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local baseball fans and metalheads discovered that they shared an affinity to drink in parking lots, while one…
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Sure, most people occasionally unwind with a drink or go to happy hour after work but I’m on a very…
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