Have you ever been frustrated by the United States Postal Service because they lost a letter you mailed? Imagine if…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight…
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Doug Kolic
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LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a rebranding of the “Middle East Peace Process” to “The War On War” in hopes…
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LOS ANGELES — Game show contestant Karen Graham used her “phone-a-friend” lifeline to call local police on the $500 question…
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Chuck Kowalski
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NORTH MANCHESTER, Ind. — Middle-aged punk John Miaza recalled today exactly which high school class he was skipping when the…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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Look, I’ll be the FIRST to tell you Alex Jones is fucking batshit insane, OK? Virtually none of the theories…
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Eric Navarro
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CLEVELAND — In an effort to drum up excitement at this year’s Republican National Convention, George W. Bush’s administration announced…
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