Cathy Herbert
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EARTH — Punks around the globe who are unsatisfied with oppressive global systems designed to benefit a few powerful individuals…
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Matt McInerney
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Metal is all about precision. The meticulousness of a face-melting solo, the accuracy of a complex repeated riff. The exactness…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUN VALLEY, Nev. — Local man and occasional masturbator Harrison Weber was disgraced after receiving his “2021 Pornhub Wrapped” late…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local punk Abigail Burton was forced to confront the ways her listening habits reflect her deeply pathetic…
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The Hard Times Staff
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We asked and you voted! Meet The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021: Slimy the oppossum! At 2-and-a-half years old,…
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John Danek
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — Snake trainer Trevor Bloch raises his anacondas and other snakes to not judge potential mates by physical…
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John Danek
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — Snake trainer Trevor Bloch raises his anacondas and other snakes to not judge potential mates by physical…
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Dan Kozuh
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Everyone knows it's hard being a teen. Between school and acne, being a teenager in America is almost as hard…
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Rick Homuth
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ARVADA, Colo. — Local guy Nathan Thorpe is having an “absolute fucking banner” year, thanks to his penchant for explaining…
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