Each week The Hard Times takes a good hard look at a banger of an album. This week we’ll be sitting down with the highly…
LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — A local squirrel expressed concern over the fact their decaying body may eventually be featured on a black metal band’s social…
SAN MATEO, Calif. — A new artificial intelligence program may possibly render all musicians obsolete as it can accurately produce the half-assed efforts of most…
I’m a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program when they claimed marijuana was…
It all began one Sunday when I was watching a few games on mute and listening to my favorite podcast. You know, the one with…
WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by Georgetown University showed that at least 90 percent of active math rock bands fail to meet their state’s…
WALLINGFORD, Conn. — Horror fan Rebekah West recently mistook her paused TV screen for a tense, slow-burning scene from experimental found footage horror film “The…
I don’t know how I fell asleep using the lower level of a coffee table as a pillow, but here I am: trapped in the…
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Former psychobilly luminaries The Rot Hodders were revealed to be accidentally misdiagnosed and will be moving forward as a “sociobilly” band, medical…
BOSTON – Members of the legendary rock band Aerosmith admitted that their desire for young groupies is less about sex and more to do about…
LONDON — British rock band IDLES are back in the studio working on a new single after being inspired by a dog eating vomit in…
Wow, this guy brought an acoustic guitar to a coffee shop open mic. I’m sure he will just astound us with technical ingenuity and lyrical…
Each week The Hard Times travels back to review a classic album of the past. Sometimes it’s even a good one. This week we’re taking…
So you clawed and scratched your way through yet another week, but have you made it through the most important news stories from the last…
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Spotify announced they are releasing a new feature that will allow users to listen to a song and a podcast at the…