LONDON – Just hours after announcing a “new” Beatles song enabled by artificial intelligence, the surviving members of the seminal rock group, Paul McCartney and…
You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and most importantly have agreed to…
NEW YORK — The nation was in uproar last week when it was discovered that Rolling Stone’s list of 250 greatest guitarists failed to acknowledge…
CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration when management from the event…
It’s no secret the world is becoming more and more difficult for the working man such as myself to make ends meet. Be it Self-checkouts…
One of the cool things about watching a show set in the past is that the audience knows what’s around the corner. On “Stranger Things,”…
Have you ever been watching a horror movie and thought to yourself “I bet the dude hacking up all these horny co-eds fucking loves Madball.”…
BALTIMORE — The lead guitarist of a local thrash punk band Sierra Piss incited a scandal at a baseball game after being caught on the…
Be honest, if you saw the traditional ska act to end all traditional ska acts known as Motionless in White on a Scranton, Pennsylvania Warped…
CHICAGO – Local stoner Matt Reed recently discovered that his daily alarm at 4:20 p.m. wasn’t received well during his trial for possession, scowling sources…
Bad parenting is its own character in Hereditary, passed down from one generation to the next. Should one mother’s parenting be excused because of her…
What do we know about Jello Biafra? We know he once ran for mayor of San Francisco and that his voice is the tonal equivalent…
LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight by cutting the engines was…
WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives before seizing the body’s speakership,…
MOLINE, Ill. — Local Dream Theater fan Beth Hillebrand enjoyed unfettered access to the venue’s female washroom thanks to being the only woman in attendance,…