WASHINGTON – The 45th President of the United States and subject of a Green Day concept album already being written was inaugurated to the highest…
Bobby Fischer once said, “Chess and me, it’s hard to take them apart. It’s like my alter ego.” When I met with actor/comedian Mark Lindsay…
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Rutgers University sophomore Mike Holloway declared today that he “doesn’t believe in Godsmack,” calling himself a “nü-metal atheist, fighting for truth…
When blink-182 exploded into mainstream music with their 1999 album, Enema of the State, they were a polished, camera-ready pop-punk product. What many people don’t…
PETERSBURG, Ky. — The Creation Museum issued a statement denying the existence of a supposed Dinosaur Jr. era in an announcement made via blog post…
TRUTH ALERT: I didn’t vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine. You heard me. When each of my five children…
I have a very special announcement. The rest of the guys in The Fortnight and I have talked it over, and we’re going to sell…
Wait. You can’t be serious. Come on, you mean to tell me that fucking dude has a kid now? I’ve known that dude since middle…
BISBEE, Ariz. — Courtney Howard’s otherwise unshakeable Positive Mental Attitude has been temporarily postponed due to crushing PMS, Howard quietly reported from her blanket cocoon…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Self-described feminist and all-women’s art collective manager Aaron Fanning is definitely hiding something, according to reports of “consistent” and “creepy” vibes about…
LAS VEGAS — Local musician and amateur bowler Dave Kalan finished another game of bowling in which he only hit the same three pins every…
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to tender, yet carnal, love making.…
Under-appreciated bass players need a place they can go where people understand them. Luckily, Ryan Long and The Hard Times have found that space, and recorded some…
DENVER — Avid guitarwatchers gathered earlier today at Sloan’s Lake Park to watch the last flock of Gibson Flying V’s take flight on their annual…
SIBERIA — Musicologists on an expedition to capture field recordings of shamanic doom metal bands in Siberia have discovered a long-lost Mastodon demo tape frozen…