Hall of Fame Archives

Dan Rice • December 22, 2022

NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…

Mitch Socia • April 27, 2022

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Tragedy struck indie rock group Band of Horses last night when guitar player Brett Nash suffered a…

Greg Heller • April 17, 2020

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Militant renaissance man Jack White filed his 2020 tax return on vinyl in a move that’s thrilling…

The Hard Times Staff • June 28, 2019

CHARLESTOWN, S.C. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders had his Ford Econoline tour van stolen from outside the Democratic debate earlier…

Ben Friedman • June 17, 2019

NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001,…

Ben Fullelove • September 24, 2018

CLEVELAND — Metal legend Dave Mustaine refused to leave the lobby of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at…

Allison Mick • May 21, 2018

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local trans woman Emma Nelson was forced to cross the street last night to avoid an ambush…

Elizabeth Teets • April 19, 2018

BOISE, Idaho — The freshly cleaned bedroom of local woman Megan O’Leary is “anxiously excited” to meet O’Leary’s potential sexual…

Dan Rice • April 10, 2018

We don’t normally allow smoking of any kind inside the Hard Times office but when someone like Woody Harrelson stops…

Cory Cousins • April 10, 2018

AMSTERDAM — The life-long dream of American metal band Goat Machine came true last week when they finally performed a…