John Merrifield
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Breaking news in anarcho-grammar, specifically the all too common saying, “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo cops are all…
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LOS ANGELES — Wutherton Tall, the creator of conservative food blog The Thin Blue Lime, scribbled a five-star review into…
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John Danek
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MINNEAPOLIS — Law enforcement officials have renamed the interrogation tactic “Good Cop, Bad Cop” to “Accomplice Cop, Murderer Cop” to…
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Lauren Lavín
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LOS ANGELES — A woman protesting the killings of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd died of natural causes moments after…
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Krissy Howard
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Rookie police officer and self-proclaimed klutz Ofc. Dennis Barton totally embarrassed himself this morning, spilling an…
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Rachel Steele
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PITTSBURGH — In an act of intense rage, local toddler Timmy “TJ” Orosco, Jr. set fire to his tiny pajamas…
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Doug Francisco
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LOS ANGELES — Following days of demonstration in the streets, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti instituted a curfew for 30…
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Lauren Lavín
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LOS ANGELES — Racism made a shocking comeback today after it was previously believed defeated by the Blackout Tuesday social…
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DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…
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NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters…
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