Matt McInerney
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ATLANTA – Viewers of the new Netflix show "Instant Dream Home" are complaining en masse about the show creating unrealistic…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES - Nefarious rockstars Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons combined forces to become the world’s…
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Colleen Nerney
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CHICAGO — Local beer connoisseur Evan Ramirez recently made the startling discovery that his new favorite craft beer transmutes directly…
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Chris Bowen
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AUSTIN,Texas. —Beloved holiday superstore Spirit Halloween quickly moved into the vacant spot where InfoWars once stood after Alex Jones was…
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Matt McInerney
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SEATTLE – Members of the seminal and often troubled emo band Grass Is Greener are reportedly getting back together after…
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Wilson Conkwright
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LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed singer-songwriter Otto LaMont stated he was done pursuing his secondary dreams of being a musician and…
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Robert John Scucci
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BALTIMORE — Local man Clyde Harris showed great restraint when he gently and thoughtfully relocated the Line 6 Spider that…
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Patrick Coyne
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HENNEPIN COUNTY, Minn. — The largely unsupervised Peanuts gang has finally called Child Protective Services on the parents of their…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local mother Donna Haim urged the three members of her daughters’ band HAIM to take their little…
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Krissy Howard
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local white woman Donna Phelps helpfully reminded her biracial friend Mariah Dominguez that they are, in fact,…
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