Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — A local man’s decision to replace their rotting teeth with shiny white veneers backfired as they turned out…
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Steve Packosky
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PULLMAN, Wash. — Sovereign citizen Ken Rodgers made an exception to his lifestyle of not contributing to the government with…
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Jay Leon Feder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local barista Mark Redmound was fired from his barista position last month for failing to display his…
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Samuel Abraham
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SAN FRANCISCO — The absolute worst person you know has unfortunately happened upon the phrase “living my truth” and is…
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Nick Brandt
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that this cold and flu season, the general public should…
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John Danek
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BUTLER, Pa. — All early signs are revealing that new human being Emery Lloyd is not a badass in any…
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Samuel Abraham
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SAN DIEGO — Conclusive findings emerging from multiple long-term observational studies have shed new light on the habits of anteaters,…
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Tim Graham
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HOLDEN, Mass. — A local fan of popular online personality SpaghettiBurger says she’s prepared to advance her fandom to a…
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S.L. Neechski
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AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla CEO and impossibly moronic manchild Elon Musk announced this week that Tesla will begin locking the…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES - The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has employed a new strategy to engage younger moviegoers…
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