Sara Mellas
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It had been five years and five months since Paramore last graced our eardrums with new music, but on September…
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Zach Raffio
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CHICAGO — Beloved pop punk four-piece Soft Lozenge announced today a very special performance of their self-titled debut to celebrate…
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Ben Friedman
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SAN DIEGO — Aging millennial Tim Baxter announced that he fell in love with a girl at a much less…
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Audrey Vieira
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Blink-182 fans across the country were shocked to see the ticket prices for the band's upcoming tour. Now, divorced fathers…
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Alan Khanukaev
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COVENTRY, R.I. — 43-year-old father of two Mike Lassiter begged his children for permission to go see his favorite pop…
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Louie Aronowitz
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GRANVILLE, Ohio — Pop punk band Silver Glitter's weeknight rehearsal was cut short when the drummer’s older brother hooked up…
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John Danek
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CRANSTON, R.I. – Elder millennial and lifelong pop punk fan Trent Wilshire relived his early teen years by pleasuring himself…
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Stephen Bell
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In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…
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Jake Menez
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local Menzingers fan and all-around manchild Tim Bluth began preparations to attend the band’s anniversary shows…
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Jus Kaplan
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These days, few people are truly doing "okay." Between unemployment, a global pandemic, and a tanking economy, it's hard to…
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