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Metal Band Regrets Naming New Album “Decimate the Weak and Underfunded Hospital Staff”

Yancy Lee Crawford • May 12, 2020

CHICAGO — Levi Tanaka, bassist and lead vocalist of technical death metal band Rodeus, issued an apology today via Facebook…

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This Shelter Dog Looks Just Like Gene Simmons So We Are Putting It Down

Dan Kozuh • May 11, 2020

It is a time of uncertainty in the world. Between a global pandemic, unemployment, and scarce resources, no one knows…

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Missouri Punk Band Paid in Exposure to COVID-19

Bobby Korec • May 11, 2020

ST. LOUIS — Local punk band Dead Houseplants will play Locust Street’s Fubar in exchange for free exposure to COVID-19…

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Study Confirms Timothée Chalamet Can’t Even Sweep Pick So, Like, Why Is My Girlfriend Obsessed With Him???

John Danek • May 8, 2020

Sweep picking is the hardest, gnarliest, most impressive technique a man can do on a guitar. I can’t tell you…

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Punk House With No Puzzles Just Going to Use Smashed Window

Anna Walsh • May 4, 2020

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…

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Dead Bandmate on Floor Making Sweet New Album Cover

Zac Fairhall • April 27, 2020

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Up-and-coming black metal band Desolate Slaughter are hurriedly shooting album art tonight after their bassist Rob Moore…

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Trapt Is My Favorite Band Because They Only Pick Fights Online Just Like Me

Bobby Korec • April 25, 2020

It’s time to call a spade a spade and say that Trapt is the absolute greatest band of all time.…

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Short-Staffed Hospital Hires “Enema of the State” Cover Model Janine Lindemulder

The Hard Times Staff • April 24, 2020

WHITTIER, Calif. — Administrators at the grossly understaffed Whittier Hospital Medical Center have hired former adult film performer Janine Lindemulder…

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All of Fiona Apple’s Exes Coincidentally Text Her The Same Day For No Reason At All

Lana Schwartz • April 18, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Multiple exes of musician Fiona Apple coincidentally texted her at the same time yesterday for no real…

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Jack White Files Tax Return on Vinyl

Greg Heller • April 17, 2020

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Militant renaissance man Jack White filed his 2020 tax return on vinyl in a move that’s thrilling…

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