Patrick Coyne
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Genetic scientists have resurrected a dead punk scene using the DNA of an original guitarist preserved in…
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Anthony Robinson
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NEW YORK — Local white woman Rebecca Shulz went viral today after calling The Police a better band than The…
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Kevin Tit
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — Local man Nate Mullins, a self-described “punker” and the world’s youngest Pennywise fan, turned 40 years…
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Zach Russell
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As I finally finish putting my one-year-old son to bed, I retire to the porch to smoke tobacco from a…
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary pop-punk trio Blink-182 surprised fans by dropping a new, politically-charged single about meeting the girl of…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Popular disco group the Village People announced they had severed ties with Victor Willis, better known as…
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John Merrifield
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Breaking news in anarcho-grammar, specifically the all too common saying, “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo cops are all…
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NEW YORK — Local undercover cop Daniel Cleary accidentally revealed himself as law enforcement during the protests surrounding the murder…
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Brendan Kelly
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The other day I’m down in Pioneer Forest Preserve minding my own business, doing my thing. Next thing you know…
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J.W. White
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Sup’ corona-crotches! So you’re stuck in your house and you can’t go anywhere. You’ve been cooped up so long now…
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