Joe Rumrill
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CHELSEA, Mich. — The right leg of local One Man Band “Dandy Dale’s Ragshackle Ramtime Revue” is leaving to pursue…
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Chris Bowen
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WASHINGTON — The Smithsonian Institute presented guitar icon Slash with the rare opportunity of performing while wearing the exact top…
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Joe Rumrill
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Attendees of last night’s set by scene legends Beyond Silent were surprised to notice that, for…
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Chester Stillwater
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WHEELING, W. VA — Aging punk roommate Dennis “Onion” Wilkins ritualistically bequeathed the key that allows them to steal toilet…
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John Danek
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Shipping conglomerate FedEx announced a massive hiring effort to recruit hundreds of staffers dedicated to fucking up…
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Amanda Russel
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NEW YORK — Emo fans remain shaken to their core after the release of the previously unthinkable: a new track…
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Tim Graham
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Hollywood composer Danny Elfman was reportedly dejected after his proposed score for an legitimately haunted carnival…
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Ciara Murphy
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BOSTON — Local ray of sunshine Sarah Bootley openly and unashamedly enjoyed Naval Tomb’s show from the front row last…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — Concert-goers at the legendary Smoking Barrel recently learned that the club has never had to refill the…
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Colleen Nerney
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Fans of the late, exceptionally talented rapper Coolio spent the last 12 hours muttering the lyrics they…
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