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Anthrax Also Surprised They’re Considered One of The Big Four

John Danek • July 22, 2019

LEIPZIG, Germany — Thrash metal stalwarts Anthrax are “pretty surprised” to be considered one of thrash metal’s “legendary Big Four,”…

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Guitarist Running Between Venues to Keep Both Bands From Noticing He Double Booked Himself

Patrick Coyne • July 13, 2019

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Guitarist Loyd Schneider raced back and forth between two different venues last night after booking shows…

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Possible Bug? My Band’s EP Has 0 Plays on Spotify

Lauren Lavín • June 25, 2019

Spotify is the subject of much debate in the music community. While it allows artists to be heard by a…

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Sunburnt Concertgoer Sheds First Skin of Festival Season

Dan Kozuh • June 24, 2019

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Obsessive festival attendee Argel Anaya molted the entire top layer of his skin today after spending the…

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Nü-Metal Tampon Has Seven Strings

John Danek • June 18, 2019

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Feminine care brand Playtex and Ibanez Guitars held a joint press conference today to announce a collaboration…

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Doom Metal Album Intro Either Slow Burn or Complete Waste of 12 Minutes

Andrew Humphrey • June 15, 2019

PORTLAND, Maine. — The intro track of doom metal band Bleak Altar’s newest album is either an “artful, slow burn”…

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Evidence Emerges O’Rourke Deleted Dozens of Nü Metal Songs from Private mp3 Device

Bobby D. Lux • June 3, 2019

EL PASO, Texas — Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke faced increased scrutiny from political adversaries yesterday following accusations alleging he…

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How to Drown out Boring Band Discussions With Your Sick Drum Solos

Jordan Breeding • May 20, 2019

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my two on-again-off-again years as a drummer, it’s that drummers are the foundation…

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Greedy Merch Dragon Sleeps on Mountain of Sold-Out Mediums

Dan Kozuh • May 5, 2019

SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…

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Zine Names 23 Hottest, Most Eligible Bachelors of Charlotte, NC Stoner Sludge Scene

Patrick Coyne • May 4, 2019

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local zine Weedkiller published their annual list this morning of the hunkiest, most eligible bachelors of Charlotte’s…

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