Henrik Persson
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TAMPA, Fla. — Death metal veterans Cannibal Corpse have launched a signature line of embalming fluids called “Cadaverous Conservation” in…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENICE, Calif. — Punk rock was granted near-full custody today of seminal punk/metal band Suicidal Tendencies, with Metal receiving alternating…
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Rob Steinberg
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local woman Courtney Richmond was disappointed yesterday to discover her date, Manowar bass player Joey DeMaio, looked…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local metal fan Tracy O’Brien attempted to use the popular music identification app Shazam today to identify a…
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Ted Pillow
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Metal band Beneath the Bottomless Pit added blond-haired guitarist Kevin Slater to their line-up yesterday, fulfilling a…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Music aficionado and frontman for alternative metal band Faith No More, Mike Patton, admitted today that he…
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Zac Lux
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal band Goop has reunited after seven years apart to release a boring, flavorless craft beer…
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Jon Swihart
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Boy, is my life in shambles these days. I just got promoted to district manager of Omega Printz and it’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENICE, Calif. — Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir horrified visitors at the boardwalk yesterday when he took off his trademark…
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Jimmy Adamson
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WARRENVILLE, Ill. — Local sixth grader Billy Luetzen suffered a crushing embarrassment yesterday after writing “Megadeath” instead of “Megadeth” on…
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