Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — The holographic image of late heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio has broken away from its original…
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Cory Cousins
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Viking metal band Fjord Destroyer took a local Chili’s restaurant by storm during the evening rush last…
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Cory Cousins
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PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. — A seasoned and fatigued Rob Halford admitted today that after nearly five decades of donning inflexible…
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Cory Cousins
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SUGAR LAND, Texas — New homeowner and devoted metalhead Eric Bronson replaced the out-of-date shag carpet in his living room…
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Dan Kozuh
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ADDISON, Texas — Addison Fellowship Community Church parishioners are lamenting allowing local metal band Cryptic Martyr to use their sanctuary…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — Recently formed metal band Blood & Soil has forgone music as its first public release, instead issuing formal…
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Holy shit am I the next Kirk Hammett? No, I can't shred on the guitar and my hair is less…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Trapt frontman Chris Taylor Brown issued an enthusiastic “start and persist” letter yesterday urging President Donald Trump to…
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Dan Kozuh
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Samuel Burke was reportedly unsure when to name drop heavy metal band Sepultura to the tow…
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