Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Doctors across the country warned new and prospective parents that excessive use of white noise machines might…
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James Knapp
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SMYRNA, Del. — High school metal band Drunk Blacksmith made an adolescent pact that if when they’re all “as old…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley was recently seen in his neighborhood gas station murmuring, “What band…
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Daniel Freborg
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MINNEAPOLIS — A local man’s CD-RW containing Papa Roach’s album “Infest” pleaded for its dear life for him to give…
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Ben Friedman
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DUBAI — Members of the Saudi royal family were are in full damage control today after it was revealed Metallica’s…
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Matt McInerney
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The Grammy Awards' nomination committee preemptively slated Metallica, Slipknot, and Ghost as nominees for Best Metal…
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S.L. Neechski
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Lamb of God is a groove metal band from Richmond, Virginia. The classic line-up—vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and…
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Cory Cousins
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DAYTON, Ohio — Managers at a local Guitar Center decided not to offer a sales position to Brandon McDougal after…
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Ciara Murphy
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If there’s one state you can count on to give you prime quality every time, it’s Florida. From their world…
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Chris Bowen
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WEBSTER, N.Y. — Leading music experts unanimously agreed that arguments between fans over which metal bands are considered to be…
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