John Danek
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August 9, 2019
COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…
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Ted Pillow
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July 9, 2019
SAVANNAH, Ga. — AFI superfan Kristen Gallows spent her entire paycheck last night on amulets yet again, bankrupting herself for…
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Rob Steinberg
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January 14, 2019
Back in the 90’s Mark Taylor was king of Detroit’s suburban goth scene. His show, Home Improvement, was a staple…
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Rob Steinberg
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January 14, 2019
Back in the 90’s Mark Taylor was king of Detroit’s suburban goth scene. His show, Home Improvement, was a staple…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 26, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Shock rocker Marilyn Manson finally addressed years of rumors in a press conference this morning, denying any…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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September 25, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Black metal-themed coffee shop Welkin Thirst unveiled their newest drink today: a spiced latte, containing zested pieces…
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Zac Townsend
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September 7, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…
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Ella Gale
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August 24, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
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Patrick Coyne
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June 14, 2018
BOSTON — Time traveler and anti-robot resistance leader Trent Mendez, sent from the future to warn humanity about an impending…
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Courtney Baka
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June 2, 2018
CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski reportedly may add a light gray sweater to her otherwise black wardrobe, potentially…
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