Andy Holt
•
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local grandfather Peter Cruz received a lesson in do-it-yourself ethics last night from his grandson, who explained…
Read More →
Salim Alam
•
CHESTERFIELD, Va — Local actor and improvisor James Elijah announced on Tuesday that he will delay a move to follow…
Read More →
Aidan Sears
•
EVANSVILLE, Ind. — Local delivery driver Mitchell Jenkins derailed a casual marijuana session on Thursday night after hitting a communal…
Read More →
Layth Sihan
•
PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…
Read More →
Eric Navarro
•
Gun violence in America is an epidemic and a solution is needed. Gun control advocates recommend banning assault weapons such…
Read More →
Rick Homuth
•
TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…
Read More →
Gerry Todd
•
TUKWILA, Wash. — Tukwila musicians of all genres are mourning today after the town’s only competent drummer, Jeffrey Joyce, announced…
Read More →
Mark Roebuck
•
TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
Read More →
Ella Gale
•
LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
Read More →
WORCESTER, Mass. — A grant application submitted by the University of Massachusetts Medical School for “the expressed intent of further…
Read More →
