M.J. Amory
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We live in a fatist culture. Whether it is magazine covers showing impossibly thin bodies, discrimination on dating websites, or…
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Justin Cox
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother and hi-fi aficionado Peggy Lowell had a multitude of criticisms regarding her son’s tone following…
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Tim Nash
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NORMAL, Ill. — The recent crackdown on plastic straws across the U.S. has led to a surge in 3D printed…
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Brandon Kratkoczki
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Beastie Boys devotees and dedicated couple John Patterson and Alyssa Tully allegedly finish each other’s sentences when…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Your leadership skills will be of use this week, Aries. Tell your frontman that you guys…
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Dan Kozuh
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GILMAN HOT SPRINGS, Calif. — Every single member of the Church of Scientology were found last week to be undercover…
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Tristen Stafford
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WAYNE, N.J. — World-renowned MILF Stacy’s mom, made famous by rock band Fountains of Wayne, died suddenly last night due…
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Peter Woods
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MILWAUKEE — Iconic motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson held a press conference this morning, announcing plans to build fixed gear motorcycles to…
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Brendan Krick
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We live in a progressive time. The days of mediocre white men dominating the media are coming to an end.…
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Rick Homuth
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local punk Ramon Dixon told himself this morning that the insect he caught crawling across his bed,…
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