Josh Jurk
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A trash can located on the corner of Church and Spring St. gained sentience late last…
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Travis Flack
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SAN ANTONIO — Local concertgoer Tim Flinanski is two tandem stage dives away from certification for solo dives in accordance…
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Bobby D. Lux
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WASHINGTON — Scientists researching the life expectancy of punks now claim that the first punk to live a full 65…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BETHLEHEM — A local show billed as “The Most Important Event in Human History” reportedly ended as a “total fucking…
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John Dixon
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NORTH POLE — Jolly Old Saint Nicholas admitted he was slightly irritated last week when his workshop was flooded by…
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Francis Beringer
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…
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Dan Kozuh
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First they they came for ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside,’ and I said nothing. Then they came for ‘I Saw Mommy…
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Lucas Passarella
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ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…
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Dan Kozuh
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local resident Paul Weber’s latest resolution to live healthier and save the environment lasted approximately 26…
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Dan Kozuh
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MINOCQUA, Wis. — 80-year-old retiree Mary Costa unveiled the newest addition to her famed model Christmas village this week: an…
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