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Scabby • June 14, 2019

Dear Scabby: I’m a British man who’s 27 in just over a year and currently lives with his parents because…

Gary Doyle • June 13, 2019

DUBLIN — A local moron obviously blind to his own idiocy stood around last night with a brand-new Gildan shirt…

Dom Turek • June 12, 2019

DULUTH, Minn. — A new report released today in the New England Journal of Medicine claims that the feeling of…

John Danek • June 12, 2019

PEORIA, Ill. — Local guitarist Matt Carlton asked his Sweetwater sales rep today to be in his wedding as his…

John Danek • June 11, 2019

I divide my life into two segments. The first part was the darkness. I worked as an audiovisual artist taking…

Alexandra Houle • June 11, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Garage-rock frontman Julian Wood asked a casual female acquaintance yesterday for naked photos in an effort to…

Lauren Lavin • June 10, 2019

It is a historical fact that Andrew Jackson was a shit-eating bag of limp dicks and prolapsed buttholes. As a…

Bobby Korec • June 9, 2019

DENVER — Local marijuana enthusiast Toby Strickland is “pretty sure” he is the first to invent CBD-infused marijuana, which he…

Tim Nash • June 9, 2019

SAN DIEGO — Aspiring Reddit user and avowed Blink-182 fan Stuart Brennan was flabbergasted Saturday evening as he attempted to…

Erin McLaughlin • June 8, 2019

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Greenpoint-based shitty bookstore Books, Beanz n’ Beats Cafe is also known for being a shitty coffee shop…

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