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Scabby • May 10, 2019

Dear Scabby: Weed makes me shit. Drinking expensive beer also makes me shit. Should I give up? -OUT OF TP…

The Hard Times Staff • May 9, 2019

BERKELEY, Calif. — Total dumbshit motherfucker Bobby Owens attempted to start a circle pit last night during local hardcore band…

Matt Wassung • May 9, 2019

SAN DIEGO — Self-proclaimed “punk lawyer” Kelvin Rios lost his 100th consecutive case today, due to the fact he admittedly…

Freelancer • May 8, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…

Lauren Lavín • May 7, 2019

STOCKTON, Calif. — A gentle reminder that Death Brain guitarist Bryant Patterson had already told the story he was about…

The Hard Times Staff • May 7, 2019

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Aspiring musician Evan Wohrman spent the majority of an hour yesterday weighing the pros and cons of…

Kevin Tit • May 6, 2019

Look, I’m just as pissed off about these billionaires controlling all the money as everybody else. And or course I…

Matt Wassung • May 6, 2019

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Hartfield Insurance sales representative Ernie Boisvert told his coworkers today that he is “...a bit of…

Kaitlyn Jeffers • May 5, 2019

It was November 11th, 2016. Socially-minded people like me were crying on sidewalks outside of Trader Joe’s locations all across…

Dan Kozuh • May 5, 2019

SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…

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