Patrick Coyne
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ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — 21-year-old Marcy McDaniels voluntarily lied about her age last night to get backstage at a show…
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Mark Roebuck
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PHOENIX — Lifelong punk Roddy Scotts assured a potential employer in an interview yesterday that, in five years, he sees…
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Lauren Lavín
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PHILADELPHIA — A group of local crust punks selflessly offered to help furloughed “bootlicking peons of the bloated and immoral…
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Jimmy Adduci
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CHICAGO 一 Local man Dillon O’Hayes messaged you on Facebook early this morning to confirm whether or not he saw…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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CHICAGO — Local woman and very loud porn watcher when she thinks she’s alone Amy Fritz realized late this afternoon…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local punk Griffin Myers was hospitalized last night after provoking mythical scene veteran Butch “The Butcher” Caldwell,…
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Dan Kozuh
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Are all cops bastards? Yes. We know this because it’s been proven by punk’s top researchers. The same researchers who…
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Lauren Lavín
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — The Robles Park neighborhood will soon host a temporary art installation, an event largely received as “...fine,…
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Dan Kozuh
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C’mon, what are you, some kinda’ pussy?! Do this beer bong, bro! Don’t wuss out on me. I invite you…
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DOVER, N.H. — A recently worn necktie was informed yesterday that it will remain knotted and in its owners closet…
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