Patrick Crooks
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BOWIE, Md. — The entire staff at Free State Digital deduced today that a general housekeeping email from HR, despite…
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Allison Mick
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MARTINEZ, Calif. — An awards ceremony at Gravel-Doyle High School was disrupted today by students claiming that Jimmy Brooks, the…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Professional amateur rude boy Devin Taft is confident he’ll nail his “perfect” moves for his upcoming “Dancing…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NANUET, N.Y. — Pop punk trio Oxford Drama announced today a nation-spanning, month-long tour, strategically coinciding with the month their…
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OKLAHOMA CITY — After the Hunt singer Joey Balducci maintained his uncomfortable insistence yesterday that his band play exclusively all-ages…
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Aidan Sears
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Filmmaker John Waters recreated one of his finest cinematic moments this week with a hologram of the…
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — DrudgeCo branch manager Topher Ranetsburg admitted earlier today that while he is “generally aware” of the multiple…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Amateur clothing vendor and entrepreneur Brian Wessel is puzzled by his company’s lack of T-shirt sales after…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Depression and anxiety unexpectedly announced a co-headlining secret show last night at the prefrontal cortex venue inside the…
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Ted Pillow
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Every year tens of thousands of immigrants from impoverished, war-torn countries seek asylum in the United States. Here at The…
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