SALT LAKE CITY — Employees of a local Goodwill thrift store reported a loud disturbance today, as a woman discovered…
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Ted Pillow
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SAN FRANCISCO — 38-year-old father and successful business owner Vince Martinez is still, despite all sound logic and reason, nostalgic…
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Mark Roebuck
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TITTY CITY — Female Body Inspector Benjamin Travis Dover was fired this morning following several recent disciplinary incidents, forcing him…
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Yes, America has modern day concentration camps that hold migrant children in cages of their own filth. But we also…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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Lauren Lavín
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EL PASO, Texas — An agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was indignant today after once again being compared…
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Mark Maira
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Yes, we understand that we confused Jared Simmons as a member of the Hammerskin Nation, one of the most violent…
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Patrick Coyne
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TUCKER, Ga. — Punk Ollie Boyer turned around a framed photo on his nightstand last night of punk rock icon…
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Teri Donahugh
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MILWAUKEE — Sound Engineer Quintin Hafner purchased a large-format DiGiCo S31 Digital Mixer yesterday, but was unable to fit the…
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local medical supply salesman Elliot Harrison’s recent haircut was immediately noticed this morning by coworkers with seemingly…
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