Goodrich Gevaart
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BLOOMFIELD, Iowa — A rally for Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is entering its fourth hour of delay while event…
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Patrick Crooks
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NAPLES, Fla. — A dinner party last night was left in tatters after an anti-vaccination activist and 9/11 truther used…
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Freelancer
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…
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Mark Roebuck
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BISBEE, Ariz. — An “emergency” episode of the conspiracy theory-themed podcast Overacity Radio speculated about a direct correlation between the…
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Ted Pillow
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CLEVELAND — Lonely divorcée Gary Funk was caressed last night for the first time in years by venue security at…
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Erin McLaughlin
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Hi I tried to click on the Google Document you sent to me over email with the invite for the…
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Joe Rumrill
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NORWELL, Mass. — Animal, the eccentric drummer of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, signed a lucrative endorsement deal today…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…
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Collin Canning
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I Gotta eat and piss and shit like everyone, I need to sleep and breathe. I put my Chucks on…
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