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Nick Conway • January 7, 2020

SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…

Brendan Krick • January 7, 2020

EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…

Cory Cousins • January 6, 2020

BOISE, Idaho — Ambitious music school graduate Fritz Stokowski took to the streets with flyers yesterday, advertising auditions for a…

Mark Bouchard • January 6, 2020

Lock. Him. Up. That's what I wish I could say about Pete Buttigieg, but unfortunately, that dork is way too…

John Danek • January 6, 2020

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Civil engineer Daniel Barley obtained sole custody of ex-girlfriend Alicia Kressen’s parents yesterday during the dissolution of…

John Danek • January 5, 2020

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Newly engaged and unnecessarily honest groom-to-be Blake Sorrentino announced at a dinner gathering last Friday that he…

Dan Kozuh • January 5, 2020

SEATTLE — Two adult punk males repeatedly collided their heads together yesterday attempting to display dominance to impress a nearby…

Alan Khanukaev • January 4, 2020

ROCHESTER, Minn. — Severed Reason bassist Corbin Gallo was taken off life support yesterday when doctors realized that the notifications…

James Knapp • January 4, 2020

HIAWASSEE, Ga. — Local mom Camille Belvin shared a charming anecdote during a family dinner last night about an event…

Zac Townsend • January 3, 2020

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The physical limitations of a Velcro wallet were put to the test early yesterday evening when local…

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