Nick Conway
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…
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Brendan Krick
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EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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Cory Cousins
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BOISE, Idaho — Ambitious music school graduate Fritz Stokowski took to the streets with flyers yesterday, advertising auditions for a…
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Mark Bouchard
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Lock. Him. Up. That's what I wish I could say about Pete Buttigieg, but unfortunately, that dork is way too…
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John Danek
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Civil engineer Daniel Barley obtained sole custody of ex-girlfriend Alicia Kressen’s parents yesterday during the dissolution of…
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John Danek
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Newly engaged and unnecessarily honest groom-to-be Blake Sorrentino announced at a dinner gathering last Friday that he…
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Dan Kozuh
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SEATTLE — Two adult punk males repeatedly collided their heads together yesterday attempting to display dominance to impress a nearby…
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Alan Khanukaev
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Severed Reason bassist Corbin Gallo was taken off life support yesterday when doctors realized that the notifications…
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James Knapp
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HIAWASSEE, Ga. — Local mom Camille Belvin shared a charming anecdote during a family dinner last night about an event…
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Zac Townsend
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The physical limitations of a Velcro wallet were put to the test early yesterday evening when local…
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