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We Sat Down With a Reunited Fugazi and They Were Pretty Pissed This Wasn’t Actually a Make-A-Wish

John Danek • September 15, 2020

Few musical fanbases foam at the mouth for a reunion more than Fugazi's. The post-hardcore trailblazer’s influence can still be…

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Vegan Protester Hit with Pepper Spray Declines Milk

Kevin Tit • September 15, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local vegan Courtney Demming was pepper-sprayed by Philadelphia police during a peaceful protest yesterday, but declined the offer…

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MAGA Patriot Stalks Man for Three Miles in Self Defense

Nick Ortolani • September 14, 2020

BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man over several miles in…

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Ticketmaster Lobbies Congress to Amend “Save Our Stages” Bill with $790 Million Service Fee

Chuck Kowalski • September 14, 2020

WASHINGTON — Billion-dollar event company Ticketmaster lobbied before Congress yesterday to add a “barely noticeable” $790-million service fee to the…

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Bag Stuffed Into Bag of Bags

Caitlin Chung • September 13, 2020

GREAT FALLS, Va.— Local dad Nathan Sweeney created a bag of bag of bags, dumping multiple plastic bag-filled bags into…

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Asian Actor Pigeonholed in Roles Portraying Occupation Parents Wanted for Him

Steve Yuen • September 13, 2020

IRVINE, Calif. — Conflicted Asian-American actor Francis Chiu credited much of his success today to Hollywood’s typecasting of him in…

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Overheated Hardcore Guy Cuts Off Tattoo Sleeves

Ryan Danley • September 13, 2020

VENICE, Calif. — Local hardcore guy Dan “Nukka” Reilly was rushed to the emergency room with massive blood loss yesterday…

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I’m Not a Terrible Person Because I’m a Cop, I’m a Terrible Person That Became a Cop

Ryan Danley • September 13, 2020

As a 20 year veteran of the police force, I am getting real tired of everyone bashing the shield. Somehow…

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Grandma Still Searching for Word to Describe Thing from Irrelevant Part of Story

Laura McCarthy • September 12, 2020

ST. LOUIS — Local Grandma Delores “Meemaw” Naggi is still trying to recall the name of “the doohickey Mr. So-and-So…

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Cannibal Corpse Launch Signature Line of Embalming Fluids

Henrik Persson • September 12, 2020

TAMPA, Fla. — Death metal veterans Cannibal Corpse have launched a signature line of embalming fluids called “Cadaverous Conservation” in…

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