Jack Bravstein
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SAN FRANCISCO — After liking, sharing, and commenting on his posts, it looks like your “new friend” from last week's…
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Krissy Howard
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BEND, Ore. — Alleged “biracial poser” and local punk Liz Watson disappointed white stranger Dana Fields yesterday by inadequately naming…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Mike Civins
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SCOTCH PLAINS, N.J. — Local software engineer and Faith No More superfan Duane Morsman left his residence this morning wearing…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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Patrick Crooks
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WILMINGTON, N.C. — Participants on HGTV’s new “Property Brothers” spinoff “Punk Property Brothers” said that the two lesser-known Scott brothers,…
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Patrick Coyne
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“The Wire” is considered the greatest show of all time, besides all those other shows that are also considered the…
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Eli Johnson
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LIMA, Ohio – A Midwestern tattoo shop is doing its part to heal the nation’s wounds by offering free appointments…
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Peter Woods
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TORONTO — Local post-rock band To Lay in a Store of Sucking Stones unveiled a “Skip Intro” feature designed by…
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Dicky Stock
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SEATTLE — Bill and Melinda Gates assured friends, family, and fans that they fully intend to continue working with their…
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