Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…
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Dianne Nora
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LOS ANGELES — Members of the paparazzi are reportedly devastated to learn that popstar Britney Spears was being exploited for…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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John Merrifield
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NEW YORK — NYU student Joanna Ruiz was reportedly charged an additional $34 while talking with customer service to refute…
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Dianne Nora
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MILWAUKEE — An emerging COVID variant is reportedly optimistic about municipalities dropping their mask mandates across the county and excited…
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Cory Cousins
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SEATTLE — Members of local metal band Brutal Stepson reportedly grew heated last night when they couldn’t agree on a…
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Dianne Nora
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NEW YORK — Undecided voter Tom O’Reilly is still not sure if any of his top candidates in the city’s…
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Dan Kozuh
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CEDAR HILLS, Ore. — Local casually practicing Wiccans Lois and Timothy Webb told friends earlier this week that, while they…
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Jovian Gautama
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DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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Ella Gale
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NEW YORK — Members of glam rock group KISS were spotted using a stockpile of Sephora points at a local…
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